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Nerd Love Poem (My Terrible Try At Writing A Song)

*Pandora’s deserts to Skyrim,

I never thought I would find him,

An arc reactor, a kryptonite factor.

RollD20, it’s time to play honey.

Grab your mace, lets start the chase.

You’re my warrior of Hyrule

and I’m acting like a fool.

My ship has lost all it’s gummi

and I’m finding it isn’t funny.

Near you I could always stand,

for I am by your command.

And would you kindly, would you kindly,

Harvest me.

*Pandora’s deserts to Skyrim,

I never thought I would find him,

An arc reactor, a kryptonite factor.

RollD20, it’s time to play honey.

Grab your mace, lets start the chase.

Come for me, and ease the debt.

We’ll blast off, you’re my Boba Fett.

This cake ain’t no lie.

But you can give my maze a try.

No time to waste with the fall,

You’re my one to rule them all.

so would you kindly, would you kindly,

Harvest Me

*Pandora’s deserts to Skyrim,

I never thought I would find him,

An arc reactor, a kryptonite factor.

RollD20, it’s time to play honey.

Grab your mace, lets start the chase.

We can spend out moments naming dragons,

I don’t care as long as we have them.

Over the desert and through the sea,

Westeros will belong to me.

But I don’t mind sharing the Iron Throne,

as long as you’re there I can call it home.

So would you kindly, would you kindly,

Harvest Me.

Nerdiness Without Shame

When I’m driving downhill to the supermarket, I like to turn on my Lord of the Rings soundtrack and pretend I’m charging into Helm’s Deep. I may imagine that I am surrounded by other members of the Rohirrim. I may hold my fist dramatically out in front of me. I may even let out a battle cry. 

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Whatever. No big deal.

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