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But what if nail clippers have feelings and every time we use them they think they’re murderers

We've been cutting our fingernails wrong for 100 years

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The current, common fingernail clipper design, with the two teeth and the swivel hand that have two prongs on one end to keep the lever from slipping out— that was invented over one hundred years ago and until now, no one has bothered to invent a new design, because the old one seemed to work well enough. Well, it’s wrong. Those nail clippers above? Those are the nail clippers of the future.

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No, it's cool, use all of my stuff but only admit it when I catch you..

..I can’t wait to not have a roommate.

I had weird dream last night!

I was next to the sea on rocks with my mum and dad. My dad was talking about getting new bike cause old one was fucked. Then I went away to take a crap in the sea as you do lol. Then I saw a crocodile and I told my parents put they never got got out the water. Then the crocodile went for my mum so I throw nail clippers at it so would come after me and it did but before it bite my leg off I woke up lol 

Who the fuck throws nail clippers at crocodile?! haha 

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