Vampire Diaries Pick Up Lines #1

“Are you an Original vampire? Because I wanna stick my white oak in you…”

#RACHEL ITS EMMA

IT IS! 

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#its back #noppe #noppppeee

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I could reblog even more. 

I love my brother Brian.

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I heard you farted in bio class and it smelt like your Dad's dick

I heard your forth abortion was free! Gotta love those bunch cards! 

If Fritters are my parents, I want Klaroline to be my cool aunt and uncle.

leonardbmccoy asked me these questions and I might have tagged you!

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Whatever just no one feed that thing after midnight

Jesus christ! Is that a gremlin

No! I’m a third grader! 

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