I often ask myself, “What did I do to deserve a best friend like Alexis?”

And also, “Why is she so far away???”

The real hard-hitting questions

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trashtoro replied to your post: Somebody watch James and The Giant Peach with me …

i’ve never seen drop dead fred and i havent seen james and the giant peach since i was a kid!!!

DROP DEAD FRED IS SO CUTE?? so cute and it made me cry, god….

i haven’t seem james and the giant peach since i was a kid too!!

LET’S WATCH THEM…….

where’s alexis i wanna see her too

and is josh around/does he wanna hangout too

and anyone else, ahh!!!

i just wanna….watch movie(s) with friends….. ヽ(●゚´Д`゚●)ノ゚

i volunteer for a drunk matt review

<33333333333333333 hottest babe <333333333333333333 kiss smooch good 

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: alex is who i want to be when i grow up

man at first glance i thought that said alexis god dang it

i also want to be alexis

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: slugloverslife replied to your post: catwomanoline…

i will punch you if you get to kiss adam before me

adam LEVINE not adam robertson oh my god

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: I kinda wanna do a collab channel…

can i be in it

of course darling! if it’s an idea that i actually follow through on, and more than four people want to do it, i’ll probably have auditions.

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entropicnotes replied to your post: I kinda wanna do a collab channel…

about what? that sounds so cool!

there will probably be a theme of the week but it’s just gonna be five friends doing their vlogging thing and having a fun time! who knows? 

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justanotherscarymovie replied to your post: I kinda wanna do a collab channel…

I mean… I’m the only one who thinks I’m funny. But, If you’ll let me, I’ll laugh at my own jokes.

aw becks. i’ll laugh too. sometimes out of pity, sometimes not xD

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: It’s going to get down to 25 degrees in the next…

It’s like thirty something degrees here and it’s only super foggy I am so angry

it’s around 33 here right now but no fog, please send me some fog

it’s been very blustery all day though, i hate it

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: Okay so like,

or a present for lexy whichever you like better

D. All of the above.

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: ARE YOU SERIOUS. THAT WAS THE LAST EPISODE. BUT….

i know exactly what you’re talking about and it makes me sad to think about it again

Like??

I knew it had one season but I didn’t know how it ended and I am really upset. Wow.

mylespermistletoe replied to your post: i need a cuddlebuddy

me

ok get ur butt over here then!!

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mylespermistletoe replied to your photo: THAT WAS QUICK AS SHIT does this mean i’m a real…

IM NOT A REAL BLOG THEN….?/??///!!!!

there are no real blogs

it is your mind’s perception of the blog that is real

only with that knowledge can you be as real as the fucking streets

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soullessnat replied to your post: ayee gonna go watch chronicle

I’m still in love with that movie.

i wanted katie to see it and she LOVED IT and i’m sitting there like…i’m watching myself

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: ayee gonna go watch chronicle

CHRONICLE IS SO GOOD

THIS IS MY SECOND TIME WATCHING

it’s not a very long movie

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mylespermistletoe replied to your photo: OOPS I MADE A THING

you just gotta get your hair to fluff like his and it’s a very uncanny resemblance!! :”)

It doesn’t fluff as much as it used too

*cries*

It could fluff a bit more though with a proper blow dry.

came because dls, stayed because of all of the otps we share.

SO MANY GREAT OTPS WE CAN CRY ABOUT TOGETHER OH DEAR GOD ♡

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: ad-mortem-ad-undas replied to your post:…

HAR HAR HAR. no you can chat just like on msn. you can also make voice and video calls. :P

i swear to DICK the only time my fowlowlers pay atention to me is when i say duMB SHIT, ,

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mylespermistletoe replied to your post: to truly know me you must understand that i am…

can i marry you

yes! *hands you a rose with a certain over-dramatic flourish*

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