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I changed all my contacts to "Freedom" so that whenever I get a phonecall I can say that Freedom's calling

I just made this up, and even though someone out there has probably said it before I can still claim it because this is AMERICA.

AMERICA 

this is what I do instead of studying…

DANGAN RONPA IS THE WORST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO ME

Oh and then since the voiceless nasals thing was bothering me I googled “what do voiceless nasals sound like” and I got this and now I’m sitting here whispering “snail” and “small” and trying to figure out if English really does do voiceless nasals as allophones like that thread thinks it does and I’m worried that my roommate is going to think I’m crazy because I am creepily whispering random English words to myself.

Oh, don't mind me.

I’m just sitting here watching Doctor Who on the computer with my headphones in laughing out loud like a moron. God I love this show.

  • Tim: I'm going to the man store
  • Me: To stock up on your porn?
  • Tim: NOOOO. I'm going to Sears
  • Me: *Blank stare*
  • Tim: To buy tools duh. What are you up to tonight?
  • Me: I'm watching the Hunger Games
  • Tim: *Stares at me for several seconds, shakes his head* I don't get it

I was cooking dinner (mm leftovers) and I randomly felt the urge to start singing Pocahontas. So I did. Just thought I’d let you guys know.

“How high can the sycamore grow? If you cut it down then you’ll never know!”

Pretty sure my roommate thinks I’m crazy but I don’t care.

I'm such a freak sometimes.

So excited about the fantastic weather today and the fact that I could wear my favorite dress. When I took it out of the closet I did a happy dance.

And tonight Allie’s roommate probably remembers why it’s a bad idea to let Allie have headphones and upbeat music

How does the Holly Bear know when it is time to hibernate?
When she begins giggling in the elevator because her sleeves are too long.

  • Me eating dinner: Oh my god this fried chicken is so good.
  • Me two minutes later: WTF ITS FISH

Teaching myself to dougie on youtube was not as easy as anticipated. On a positive note, it was a wonderful break from studying for bio. 

HOLY FUCKING SHITTT!!!! YESSASDFGHES$JR VJHV YESSSS

"Why don't you take a shower? You'll feel better. Humans are much like plants, you see. Sometimes we could just use a good watering."

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