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MY 49 YEAR OLD COLOMBIAN MOM SINGING ONE WAY TRIGGER BECAUSE SHE’S OBSESSED WITH IT NOW??

iDk im sSCREAKING

“I’m scared,” Hot Pie murmered when he saw the one-armed woman thrashing in the wagon.

“Me too,” Arya confessed.

He squeezed her shoulder. “I never truly kicked no boy to death, Arry. I just sold my mommy’s pies, is all.”

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Dedicated to you mommy :] 

“When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;

When troubles come and my heart burdened be;

Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,

Until you come and sit awhile with me.”

My Mom is just so....wise

While giving advice to hone in a point about how everyone has their own opinions and to stop over-thinking bullshit, my mom uses a lesson she learned in her life.

“Marissa, we’re G______- women. There’s the following things we don’t share;

-Our men, cause that’s just gross

-Toothbrushes

-Shampoo

-Conditioner 

-Chapstick, cause that’s really gross

-Opinions because we all come from different places

Barney said to share at all times, but honey there’s times where that just won’t fly.”

I love my mom. One minute she’s talking about the most awkward things about Christmas parties then she uses an amazing analogy to explain how people have all different opinions and to stop over-thinking everything.

  I love my Mommy.

My Mom is a Drarry Shipper... YES!!!! XD

  • Mom: Hey sweetie, is that Tom guy gay?
  • Me: Tom Felton? O__O
  • Mom: Yeah, that one.
  • Me: .... I dunno ...
  • Mom: Oh well, he should be. He and the person who plays Harry Potter would make a nice couple.
  • Me: ..... HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU MOMMY. XD
  • mom: i'm not going to call your father honey anymore
  • mom: i'm going to call him bitch tits
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