Alright guys, so my friend Marissa wants to read Homestuck - so make things more interesting we made a deal that she’ll read 1 page for ever note this gets. (Yes, I’ll make sure she does it too)

I believe you guys know what to do.

favorite pick up line right now

hey baby

on a scale of one to america how free are you tonight

Play

where’s my option not to see or be seen by people who don’t play bioware games

Scenes from yesterday at the comic shop

  • Me: There goes another Spawn Number One. I can't believe someone didn't have one.
  • Nick: Do you think that Todd McFarlane has a light on his desk that goes off whenever a Spawn comic is sold?
  • Me: Absolutely.
  • Nick: And he just sits there, nodding and playing with Mark McGwire's balls.
  • Mary M: WAIT WHAT.
  • Everyone around us: O.O
  • Me: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM.
  • Nick: ....am I the only one that knows Todd McFarlane owns a number of Mark McGwire's baseballs that he's hit word records with?
  • Me: HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE OPENED WITH THAT.
  • Mary M: *SCREAMING LAUGHING*
  • Nick: A spawn comic is sold. The light flashes. Todd McFarlane leans back in his chair and announces... 'BRING ME MARK MCGWUiRE.'
  • Me: NGL, if I were Todd McFarlane, I'd fondle those tiny ginger steroid-balls.

If you're losing your soul and you know it

then you’ve still got a soul left to lose. 

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-Charles Bukowski

okay so this will sound really sad and uncool, but I need to know because of reasons

who all CANT go to 221b Con?

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