holy shit i am freaking out over a lip product right now

so today i was in sephora looking to pick up something ~fun with my giftcard and I was like ‘hmm these makeup forever aqua rouge lip thingies look NOICE”

so I swatched one on my hand and it literally would not come off 

so I bought one seeing as I figured that was a good sign

GUYS FUCKING HOLD THE PHONES

move the fuck over hourglass rouge opaque liquid asshole

MAKEUP FOREVER AQUA ROUGE DUAL ENDED LIP THINGS ARE LIKE FUCKING JESUS 

they literally DO NOT FUCKING COME OFF

I kissed my hand, made out with chris, rubbed my lips, and my lipstick is actually perfectly in tact and still unfaded

I am going to do a review/demo of these ASAP because fuck holy shit so worth the $20 jfc