Kuroshitsuji MSN Adventures Master Post

Part one: In which Claude ventures into the world of trolldom and Sebastian gets in trouble for YouTubing keyboard cat.

Part 2: In which Sebastian apologizes, earning him some potential shota ass. Only not really.

Part 2.5: In which Sebastian scores against the other party’s will. That is rape and it means you get punched.

Part 3: In which Claude discovers the importance of Catnip Tequila in Sebastian’s life and attempts to make it suck. Too bad Ciel has already done that for him.

Part 4 Part 1: In which Sebastian abandons all forms of dignity to obtain his precious alcohol. Even if that means assaulting a pregnant woman.

Part 4 Part 2: In which Sebastian is replaced by a better-looking version of himself for his shenanigans and attempts to confide in the Undertaker to get his life back on track. He should have known better. Ciel discovers the joys of Catnip Tequila.

“all i want in life is to meet an asexual guy who has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money ”

rebecca
  • unsent-warrior: DAMMIT BOY. I. WILL. END. YOUR. NONEXISTENT. LIFE.
  • dreamyzanarkandian: I'M A DREAM, NOT NONEXISTENT! I EXIST IN SOMEONE'S IMAGINATION!
  • unsent-warrior: WHOOP-TI-FREAKING-DO. YOU'RE AN IMAGINARY FRIEND. THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER.
  • Swagrias says: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
  • Krile says: oh my god
  • -pats- agrias that's in 11 days
  • Swagrias says: oh
  • Our Ivalician calender must be off
  • Krile says: it's okay
  • the mayans' calender was wrong to
  • Cloud Strife says; "I thought that it was..." He adverted her gaze, sheepishly scratching the back of his head. "I thought it was implied when I --er --asked you out."
  • Tifa Lockhart says; "Y-you haven't asked me out though, Cloud..." She whispered as she gazed up at him with tear filled eyes. "I've been sat around since you told me you loved me waiting for you to make the move b-but you're so... shy!"
  • Cloud Strife says; "Then let's go out, Tifa." He shrugged. So it seemed, the solution was simple; in his eyes, anyway. "Go out with me."
  • Tifa Lockhart says; She needed to make sure the naive blonde knew what he was talking about. "As in I will be your girlfriend?"
  • Cloud Strife says; "Yeah. That's all that I want, really."
  • Tifa Lockhart says; A shy smile graced her lips as she nodded and stood up in front of him. "That's all I wanted to know, but yes."
  • Cloud Strife says; Cautiously, the blond wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her into a hug. "Good."
  • Tifa Lockhart says; Stepping on her tiptoes and wrapping her own arms around his neck, she smiled softly. "Mhm."

Raidou Kuzunoha, 第十四。diz:
*o3o
*jiodsnfdoisdsoia I want to play somethinggg

再び 。 diz:
*cd xvdscxaza

Raidou Kuzunoha, 第十四。diz:
*xojsjsido
*my grand chase isn’t working
*fucking stupid pc ;_;
*I’LL CALL MY NOTEBOOK ‘NARUMI.’
*bacause this shit is lazy as him

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

s’il vous plait

aȵgęliƈa paȶrȯȵa says

Non.

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

s’il vous plaaaaaaaaaaaaaait

aȵgęliƈa paȶrȯȵa says

nooooooooooon

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

ma cherie, s’il vous plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait

aȵgęliƈa paȶrȯȵa says

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon, mon ami

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

mais oui

aȵgęliƈa paȶrȯȵa says

Non. 

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

oui

aȵgęliƈa paȶrȯȵa says

non

Vous ne pouvez pas porter mes sous-vêtements.

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

… -squints-

-grabs translator-

You can not wear the underwear

i

what

aȵgęliƈa paȶrȯȵa says

shhhhhh

∂єαɴ ωιɴcнєѕтєя ♥‿♥ says

LMAO.

KristinaRAGE     — says:

*i just have so many red dwarf feels ok

Jonathan says:

*do you

KristinaRAGE     — says:

*yes

*all of the feels

Jonathan says:

*isnt it a comedy

KristinaRAGE     — says:

*…well
*yes

“Don’t worry, the strap on is only the size of a five story building,” I say, just as Kasu adds Krissy to the conversation. 

the things that go on in MSN chats

  • Hunter says: murdoc shaved his pubic hair into an inverted cross
  • Hunter says: fight me
  • tumpet says: oH NM UFDCKFGJH

AMANDA ON CATS

  • amanda panda says:
  • THEY'RE LIKE A POSSESSIVE BOYFRIEND

when i joined the eva fandom

  • spaghetti spaghetti says: i feel like i just walked into a strange new land all broken and lost from horrifying fandoms and suddenly everyone rushes me and starts babying me
  • Rhi: Sabuo christmas colors,,,
  • ㅎ ㅊ ㅎ)ㄱ: i am santa
  • Rhi: Sits on your lap....
  • ㅎ ㅊ ㅎ)ㄱ: whatchu want fo xmas bby qurl
  • Rhi: Y̵͔̖̌̀Ŏ̳͈̬̫̻̪̟̙͇͌͋̆̄̅ͣͦ͘͟Ű̞͓͂̈̇̆Rͤͣͤ̚͏̜͇̥̠͙̬̺̼ ̷̯͉̺̟̮̩ͥͫͤ͜Fͫͫͮ̔̈̓҉̜̬͔̭͚Į̟͎̏͗R̥̘̙̯̻̣̆̏ͤ̓͌̀̓͜S̝̬͖̣̬̲̱͆̋̾ͦ͜T̠̺͚͙̮̠̫̻͂̆͒͢ ̵̜̪̖͙̜͕̘̺̲̋̋ͣB̛̘̘͎̳̌̈́ͣ̾̽ͯ͊̑̚͠O̡̟̤̩̹̘̓͊̎͂ͮ̃ͭ̚ͅR̷̳̬̯̤̪̩ͨ́̈́̍͌̚͘͘N͓͚̯͔͉͚͎̈́̊
  • Rhi: ...
  • ㅎ ㅊ ㅎ)ㄱ: ...........
  • ㅎ ㅊ ㅎ)ㄱ: SCREAMS
  • ㅎ ㅊ ㅎ)ㄱ: OK
  • Rhi: .....
  • ㅎ ㅊ ㅎ)ㄱ: SATAN
  • Rhi: -SPARKLE-
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