- mrhiddles: we shouldn't all have to pretend to be people we aren't just so that we 'fit in' with jobs
- mrhiddles: like when barnes and noble asked me why i wanted to work there i was like i love books and you have money so
- mrhiddles: i don't know what more you want than that
- Moira Absinthe: EXACTLY
- Moira Absinthe: like fucking christ i am not like OHHHHHH MY GOD I LOOOVVEEEE *insert whatever the store sells here*
- mrhiddles: like fuck if every job hired only fanatics the world would be in anarchy
- Moira Absinthe: like when i was in that interview for the sales position [which i am glad i didn't get tbh] for the furniture store like i'm here because i need money like idgaf about furniture tbh like damn idk what you want me to say
- mrhiddles: I LOVE SITTING ON THINGS
- mrhiddles: I LOVE
- mrhiddles: LYING ON THINGS
- mrhiddles: I LOVE
- mrhiddles: THROWING HOT MEN ON THINGS THAT I LIE ON
- Moira Absinthe: LYING ON HOT MEN ON THINGS I LIE ON
- mrhiddles: THUS CONCLUDES MY DESIRE FOR WORKING UNDER THINE GOOD, NOBLE MERCHANT OF THE WOOD AND CUSHION INDUSTRY
- Moira Absinthe: LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL I need to make my resume all Thor-like language and just send it in to people
- mrhiddles: lol if you were thor on your apps imagine
- mrhiddles: THOR ODINSON
- Moira Absinthe: HAHAHAHAHAHdsyfujdsfds
- mrhiddles: ASGARD IS MY RESIDENCE
- mrhiddles: I AM LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER, LOKI OF ASGARD, THOUGH NOT REALLY, IT IS A LONG STORY, HIS NAME IS LOKI, AND HE IS QUITE BEAUTIFUL--BUT ALAS I AM DIGRESSING
- mrhiddles: I BELIEVE WORKING FOR YOU WILL ULTIMATELY ALLOW ME TO FIND LOKI
- Moira Absinthe: CHRIST
- mrhiddles: HIRE ME TINY MORTAL MAN AND I SHALL SELL THINE SMALL, INFERIOR FURNITURE TO THOSE YOU WOULD DEEM AS 'HOT'
- mrhiddles: PERHAPS LOKI WILL COME IN
- FOR HE IS HOT AND DESIRES THINGS TO SIT ON TO DISPLAY JUST HOW HOT HE IS
- Moira Absinthe: when thorin dies on screen i'm gonna be a mess so god help those who go see the movie with me
- Pyrebomb: I'm 99% certain it wasn't actually Thorin's death that had me a wreck. I can't remember if it was Fili or Kili, though
- Holls H: all three killed me
- Holls H: though no one makes me cry like Boromir
- Moira Absinthe: I don't want to see Fili or Kili die either dskfuhysdb
- Holls H: Moira saves them somehow
- Moira Absinthe: ; A ;
- Moira Absinthe: i wish
- Pyrebomb: PLOT TWIST
- Moira Absinthe: LOL
- Pyrebomb: THE BALROG SAVES THE DAY
- mrhiddles: in which moria is really moira
- mrhiddles: D,MFHKDG
- Moira Absinthe: see
- Moira Absinthe: it's fate
- mrhiddles: no wonder gandalf was so scandalized when balrog wanted to pass
- Moira Absinthe: lolololololol
mrhiddles replied to your post: All those posts about school making kids…
Channel cafeteria flirt guy and his almost free food. xD
Allie I need the happy gay john stamos yogurt sldkjbfvds.
Omg what fic are you reading?? xD
http://archiveofourown.org/works/578680
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