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Mr. EgbertMr. Egbert Presents: Mr. Strider’s Family Friendly Guide to Homestuck: Season 2: Episode One: Browsing
Greetings to the my fellow parents who are likely listening to this Informational Audio Segment in order to help teach their children how to be responsible fans of Homestuck. I applaud your integrity and I hope that I will do a better (more family friendly) job of teaching your progeny than Mr. Strider, since that is what he would want.
Today we will discuss several popular terms any Homestuck fan should know! Perhaps there will be an exam in the future! Those who perform well on the Exam will bask in the joy of a job well done as opposed to a material object.
I also speak with a special guest who enjoys animals! What a nice fellow!
Please provide me with any tips or comments to help me improve your family friendly learning!
-Mr. Egbert

Accidentally.

I had made a cake with bits of peanut butter and chocolate in it, and gave it to him to eat. He was doing just fine at first, then he started having a reaction! It wasn’t nearly as bad as it could have been, but since that day, I’ve done my best to keep him away from any kind of nuts ever since.

Getting discouraged is a normal thing, when you’re away from the ones whom encourage and push you the most. But just because they’re not there, and not pushing you on, doesn’t mean they don’t love you, or that they aren’t proud of you. You are still worth a lot to them. I’m certain you are their whole world. If they could, they would be right there with you, helping you with what ever endeavors you’re doing right now. Never forget that. You are always worth something. There will always be someone willing to give something for you, because they know you’ll be worth it.





