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WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!

  • FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
  • AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
  • HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
  • SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
  • WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
  • TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
  • DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
  • DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
  • POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
  • TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
  • DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
  • PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
  • NATIONS GET THE PASTA
  • HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
  • TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
  • GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
  • GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
  • SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
  • SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
  • FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
  • WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
  • Person: hey have you read any good books lately?
  • Me: are you ready for this conversation

Honest Mortal Instruments Titles

  • City of Bones: City of Plot Twist Out Of Fucking Nowhere
  • City of Ashes: City of Look How Hard I Ship Incest
  • City of Glass: City of All the Ships and Nothing Hurts
  • City of Fallen Angels: City of But Wait There's More
  • City of Lost Souls: City of Violently Denying Page 511
  • City of Heavenly Fire: City of This Better End Well Or I Will Flip My Shit

The first time reading City of Bones

Chapter One:

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Chapter Twenty Three:

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I just realized how weird it’s going to be to hear all the mundies call Jace “Jace Wayland” 

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That was like totally 4 last names ago 

Magnus shrugged. “It is not my responsibility now, nor will it ever be my responsibility, to manage wayward Shadowhunters.”

- Clockwork Princess, Magnus Bane

“Saint Magnus’s Home for Wayward Shadowhunters,” he said in a deep voice. “Welcome.”

- City of Lost Souls, Magnus Bane

  • Magnus: I knew the man who founded it, back in the 1800s. Woolsey Scott. Respectable old werewolf family.
  • Alec: Did you sleep with him too?
  • Magnus: Alexander!
  • Translation: Yes, of course Magnus slept with him.
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