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Jim Moriarty’s “Favorite Things”
Sung by Shirley
Written by Nikki
Instrumental by MegaMusicalLyrics
Blood-drops on Westwood and whiskers on tigers,
Pale Irish tricksters and tanned rooftop snipers,
Silver tie pins on Alexander McQueen,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Midnight shoe polish and gunpowder residue
Empty shell casings and Remington, too
Relaxing post-coital and blowing smoke rings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in long lab coats with thin lips and crushes,
How jugular blood likes to squirt out in gushes,
Tempting detectives and crowned like a king,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When Lestrade groans,
When Mycroft texts,
When I’m feeling mad,
I simply remember the Colonel I have,
And then I don’t feel so bad.
I originally wanted to do a slower, eerier version with low whispering instead of actual singing, but I couldn’t find a suitable instrumental for it. And I’m too lazy to make my own right now.
Note to self: Never again use your computer mic to record things. It makes you sound ill.
there should be like a fandom feels hospital for when something really sad happens like your otp being destroyed, a favorite character dying, anything that makes you get depressed, you can go and get love and hugs and some chocolate to help make you feel better and instead of pills you get links to really good fluff fanfics

