The 1st Presidency is having a really subtle "best child pyro story" competition and no one can convince me otherwise.
- Christmas Devotional 2012: Pres Uchtdorf tells story of setting living room on fire as a child because he liked the glow of candlelight from behind cloth curtains.
- April 2013 General Conference: President Monson tells childhood story of setting a prairie fire that took hours to put out because he thought that setting weeds on fire was a good way to get rid of them.
- October 2013 General Conference: Your move, Pres. Eyring.