AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

This is my attempt to be a cool kid.

Momofuku Milk Bar Compost Cookies (recipe via The Bitten Word)

The recipe is essentially a template, calling for 1.5 cups of your fave baking ingredients (I used dark chocolate chunks, Heath bits, and chopped up Rolos), and 1.5 of salty snacks (I used kettle chips and pretzels, and threw in a couple scoops of coffee grounds for good measure).

Oh yeah, and it also calls for BUTTS.

Okay, I lied. The butts are totally my own addition.

Butt self portraits are (perhaps not entirely surprisingly) really difficult to take.

The cookies are delish, though. AS IS MY BUTT.