My mom commented on a picture of my brother and me in which I'm making an ugly face

• Mom: Trying to strain out that bad lunch decision?
• Me: You know me. Public defecation.
• Mom: I love you, KDK
• Me: UH-HUH
• Mom: I love you more than my luggage
• Me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
• Mom: Weezer
• Me: I'm lost.
• Mom: Steel Magnolias
• Me: WHAT AN OBSCURE REFERENCE
• Mom: I've been hanging around Daddy too much
• Me: OKAY MA
• Mom: R U ronery?
• Me: OH MY GOODNESS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
• Mom: Are you lonely?
• Me: ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?
• Mom: You must be lonely. This is the most you've talked to me all week.
• Me: Now you're getting all Cats In The Cradle.
• Mom: Is this what our relationship has regressed to? Talking on Facebook?
• Mom: I feel you slipping away.
• Me: I'm about to put this entire conversation on Tumblr and make fools of both of us.
• Mom: You know you can't leave me 'til you're at least 22.
• Mom: And even then, you have to take me with you.
• Me: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PICTURE.
• Mom: Don't change the subject.