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Sign upMy mom commented on a picture of my brother and me in which I'm making an ugly face
- Mom: Trying to strain out that bad lunch decision?
- Me: You know me. Public defecation.
- Mom: I love you, KDK
- Me: UH-HUH
- Mom: I love you more than my luggage
- Me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
- Mom: Weezer
- Me: I'm lost.
- Mom: Steel Magnolias
- Me: WHAT AN OBSCURE REFERENCE
- Mom: I've been hanging around Daddy too much
- Me: OKAY MA
- Mom: R U ronery?
- Me: OH MY GOODNESS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
- Mom: Are you lonely?
- Me: ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?
- Mom: You must be lonely. This is the most you've talked to me all week.
- Me: Now you're getting all Cats In The Cradle.
- Mom: Is this what our relationship has regressed to? Talking on Facebook?
- Mom: I feel you slipping away.
- Me: I'm about to put this entire conversation on Tumblr and make fools of both of us.
- Mom: You know you can't leave me 'til you're at least 22.
- Mom: And even then, you have to take me with you.
- Me: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PICTURE.
- Mom: Don't change the subject.