Listen
testimonies:
“that is the sound that creates serial killers”
- my dad
“molly no one wants to hear that”
-my mom
“stop”
-both of them
my sister just called me the b-word and then was like “holy crap i can’t believe i just let that slip and oh no i just oh my gosh i’m really sorry okay”
and i should be mad but for some reason i just think it’s really funny
she called me a hoe by accident two weeks ago, too

BRB I’MMA CHANGE MY BLOG NAME TO NATIONALHOEB****