Listen

testimonies:

“that is the sound that creates serial killers”

- my dad

“molly no one wants to hear that”

-my mom

“stop”

-both of them

‘Is this God’s music?’

“No, it’s Look At Me Now by Chris Brown”

my sister just called me the b-word and then was like “holy crap i can’t believe i just let that slip and oh no i just oh my gosh i’m really sorry okay”

and i should be mad but for some reason i just think it’s really funny

she called me a hoe by accident two weeks ago, too

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BRB I’MMA CHANGE MY BLOG NAME TO NATIONALHOEB****

ooc: Guys I’ll reply to everyone tonight, I promise. : )

You know when your hungry for something and you don’t know what.. and then you go to look at what the options are for a snack of sorts and you look at cheddar goldfish for a second and then choose something different. Well, I didn’t choose something different. And I made the right choice. 

Now, my sister wants Molly to kiss her. 

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