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“The planet’s end! Come gather, come gather! Bid farewell to the cradle of civilization! Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad…” (jukebox starts playing Britney Spear’s Toxic)
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Starting today I am converting my house into a day care for alien organisms
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feeling like cassandra as I put after sun on my burns
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step out of the shower feelin’ like cassandra from doctor who
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dear erica,
MOISTURIZE ME, MOISTURIZE ME!
sincerely,
your legs
