I'm so done.

With these fucking med

It's way too hot for my liking

So I’m going to stay in my cabin and watch Pitch Perfect all night.

Someone take me out to eat.

Guess who’s back, you filthy bastards?

I’d rather be sleeping.

Haven’t been whooped that thoroughly in a *coughs* long time…

You know you live in an asylum when

You can swallow a pound of pills without any water

I was told I have a cute butt while on my run today. I’m proud.

I'm here.

Miss me?

I'm starving.

Does anyone want to bring me food?

Uh, did anyone else hear thunder, or..?

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