With these fucking med
So I’m going to stay in my cabin and watch Pitch Perfect all night.
Someone take me out to eat.
Guess who’s back, you filthy bastards?
I’d rather be sleeping.
Haven’t been whooped that thoroughly in a *coughs* long time…
You can swallow a pound of pills without any water
I was told I have a cute butt while on my run today. I’m proud.
Miss me?
Does anyone want to bring me food?