i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
- why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
- now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
- hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
- yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through
i’m the mitt romney of neopets
Romney: I Lost Because Minorities Love Obamacare
thinkprogress.orgROMNEY: We did very well with the majority population, but not with minority populations, and that was a failing, that was a real mistake.
CHRIS WALLACE: Why do you think that was?
ROMNEY: Well, I think the Obamacare attractiveness and feature was something we underestimated, particularly among lower incomes. And, uh, just didn’t do as good a job in connecting with that audience as we should have.
Oh, just shut up.
nbc fandom can we just
-tina and amy in anchorman 2
-community season finale
-parks season finale
-parks renewed
-office finale next week
-arrested development on netflix in less than three weeks
-great lnjf guests
-30 rock season 7 on dvd
-kristen wiig on snl
-mitt romney on leno next week
-so we can all not watch jay leno with more vigor than ever before
GODDAMMIT MAY SWEEPS
“And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, 'It could be worse.' It could be worse? Is that what it means to be an American? It could be worse? Of course not. What defines us as Americans is our unwavering conviction that we know it must be better. ”
—Mitt Romney
America made a fatal mistake this time, I am afraid.
