The Pros and Cons of Gay Marriage

Pros:

• People who love each other can get married!
• Won’t be embarrassed to tell your grand kids which side of the issue you were on
• Probably good for the economy
• Gay people get the same rights I have!
• Might make your gay spin instructor cry from happiness
• When this issue is settled the government can probably spend their time on like, fixing the economy

Cons:

• Gays might get gay divorces and our legislators might have to earn their paychecks by making new laws to account for them
• You might have to hear about lifestyles that are different than your own
• You might have to show people your traditional christian marriage is cool by actually being happy and loving rather than just having a title
• Have to buy more wedding presents