Dear Minnesota,

Where the heck is your beautiful winter snow? Right now it feels like I’m living in Seattle, not Duluth. Please step it up.

Thanks, Ellie

Hello, yes, anyone with nice weather where you live?

Please mail that to the upper mid west. Where we still have winter. 7 months of winter. And counting. 

Guys, think how confused the birds are. They are migrating here, thinking they are about to get a tan and chill in the hot sun and instead, it is snowing. Imagine them talking to one another:
“Hey Phil.” 
“What Donald?”
“Is it spring?” 
“I have no idea.”
“Our brains say spring, but our bodies say winter.” 
“Let’s go back to Mexiicoo.”

Repo Man

Jeremy Messersmith

Jeremy Messersmith - Repo Man

Listening to this as it snows, getting ready to out to dinner.

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