my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “how much?” and im like “3.75”. I am a milkshake vendor
miss, we have told you many times, Applebees doesn’t sell actual bees. please stop asking if we sell bees
I live my life by one simple rule: unless there’s a chance that I’ll be around a girl my age, I will not change out of my pajamas
