being forced to smile for a picture
i’m gonna start posting this pic in the tags of people that i want to follow me
i hate seeing really good text posts and thinking “god dammit i could’ve come up with that”
I don’t care about your follower count, what’s your sperm count
If humans ever evolve to get wings the first thing I’d do is fly out of the ozone layer and have myself suffocate to death
first you say “stop punching my son” and now you say “stop punching me”? lol make up your mind dude
