Let me tell you something about Ultra. We were best friends in high school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in college, I started going out jamming out with Insomniac which was totally gorgeous but then it moved to Vegas, and Ultra was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow it off to hang out with Insomniac, they’d be like, “Why didn’t you buy my $1000 ticket?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Plur pool party, I was like, “Ultra, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re so unplur .” I mean I couldn’t have an unplur festival at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their fluffies. I mean, right? ULTRA WAS UNPLUR. So then their mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then they lowered their age restrictions, because no one would talk to them, and they came back with an arm an an leg plus your first child ticket prices, all of the water stations were cut off and they were totally weird, and now I guess they’re on crack.
