March 11 2013
Aaaaand we’re back! After a long hiatus we’re trying to get back into the mix of things. Nothing helps us get off our asses like an appearance by Mets Bucket Hat Guy. Much like Bucket Hat Guy, it must be that we’re just looking for love. It’s obvious that Mets Bucket Hat Girl (Lena) was not the one. Mike’s true love was sitting right next to him the whole time. The way she stares at him…
Well I know you, ‘cause I sleep inside your soul!
April 2nd 2012
Lordy! We were wondering if Mike was even still <i>on</i> the show. Lucky for us (and you), he is! Although this is Mets Bucket Hat Guy’s best and smoothest run-on sentences yet, nothing steals the show quote like audience member Made-Line and her insufferable enthusiasm for P-E-E-N-I-S-S. So much so that she knocks her glasses off right before the commercial break. Anyway, we are happy that Mike is back and that his beard is coming in nicely.
Well, I know you, ‘cause your brain is my plaything!