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Aaaand just used MBLGTACC lube to gauge Melissa’s ears. Like a boss.

  • That moment when you get so hungry that you start making up words
  • Melissa: Yay choirs over! Let's go fooding!
  • Me: Yay! Fooding!!

My friend decided to write GIVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS on my white board.

My Reply:

Please note these are all in no particular order
Also new URL so if you have no idea who I am,
lippytappy2spooky > violetbowdelaire 

follow forever people

people with great blogs that I haven’t been following that long

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mayleeesssaaa replied to your post: So I’m finally working with my tablet. I think…

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS

You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

I can, and will, make this all sorts of uncomfortable.

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What to name One Direction.

Me: One Erection?

Melissa: All the Erections? I got it! Lady Erection!

Me: Can you imagine all the 12-year-old girls?

Melissa: Mommy, can I go see Lady Erection?

so so so excited to see brandon and melissa today :)

The hives are still getting worse even after the allergy medication I’ve taken so I’m going to go to the hospital to make sure that everything is okay and that my airways won’t swell up too much.

Melissa was still awake and is driving me. Thank god for her.

That awkward Moment when I feel like I reblog everything from Melissa. Oooooops. 

APPARENTLY CONCORDIA KIDS NEVER SLEEP

Because my dash is just all of us (Glenna, Dalton, Melissa, Justine and me) reblogging each other and I’m making an executive decision that we all need to GO TO SLEEP.

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mayleeesssaaa replied to your post: I still don’t understand what a foreskin is.

crying meliss CRYING

Why is that everyone’s response to me lately.

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#mayleeesssaaa AND #sherlockedsoufflegirl AND I WENT TO BARNES & NOBLE AND FOUND A NERDFIGHTER NOTE IN PAPER TOWNS AHHHHHHHHH SMALL TOWN NERDFIGHTERS HOO-HA

i want to teleport melissa to my room so she can play with my hair while i whine about life

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