The Apocalypse: An Aussie Update

Report:  An hour and a quarter to the beginning of 21st December:  

• The sky has gone pitch black.  Like night or something
• People appear drained of energy, seem to be falling into a deep slumber as time goes on
• TV show quality seems to be deteriorating, not the same as it was an hour or so ago in prime time
• Streets are fairly empty, seems people have gone to their ‘houses’ for the ‘evening’

Very suspicious.  More to come.

EDIT:  Fifty minutes until 21st December UPDATE:

• Many of those who are ‘sleeping’ ate something called ‘dinner’ before retiring, investigations underway to see how widespread this action was
• Shops are displaying ‘closed’ signs and appear empty of both staff and customers

EDIT:  Thirty minutes until 21st December UPDATE:

• There are bright, shimmery pinpricks of light in sky which are randomly scattered
• Difficult to see (both indoors and out) without artificial light 

EDIT:  Twelve minutes until 21st December UPDATE:

• It has come to our attention that it will be midnight at 12am.  Is it merely a coincidence that this is December, the twelfth month?  Or that it is two thousand and TWELVE?  This is getting very suspicious

Guys, we all need to queue a post set for December 22, 12:01 AM that says ‘I survived!’ so that even if we don’t live, the aliens who inhabit our planet in the future can be paranoid about the tumblr users still alive and colonizing somewhere

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