Canadian apocalypse update

ALL OF THE MAPLE SYRUP IS GONE.

ALL OF IT

IT’S ALL GONE WHAT DO WE DO OH MY GOD.

Update from Southern California:

They’ve closed down the I-405 for construction again.

(Oh, also, tentacles have risen from the sea and started pulling the ships down into the ocean, people have started streaming into the streets screaming in an unknown language, and looming shapes are emerging from the dark. Yadda yadda yadda.)

4 hours left, fellow Britons

It’s been an honour.

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Hey, at least France is going before us

The Ultimate Apocalypse Playlist

newyorker.com

In anticipation of this week’s Mayan apocalypse foofaraw, many people have made apocalypse playlists. But no one has made this one. Enjoy it in the days remaining: http://nyr.kr/WrZhVk

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