Ballad of Serenity
Sonny RhodesI honestly don’t need a reason to post this, but I have one nonetheless—did you know that NASA has used music to awaken astronauts in space ever since the Apollo Program? Astronauts returning from the moon were serenaded by their colleagues in mission control, and several crews have awoken on their last day in space to Dean Martin’s song “Going Back to Houston.”
On the 12th of February, 2010, the shuttle space crew were awoken with the Ballad of Serenity—the theme song of Firefly.
My theory as to why the Flansbeard is gone:
tmbg’s next album release will most likely be another children’s album. Flans realized that, although the Flansbeard was beautiful to his adult audience, the children who will hear their next album (provided it’s a kid album), along with their parents, will most likely be just a bit creeped out by the beard.
Fifty-year-old hobos with beards aren’t exactly kid-friendly.
And so, in phase one of his de-hobo-ization, Flans shaved off the (beautiful) Flansbeard. (Phase two being a haircut, and phase three being a new wardrobe.)
We will miss it dearly.
So gutting the PS3 is out.
Dad: So you had a snow day and didn’t get to play TF2? Awwwww.
Me: Well it’s stuck in the PS3 ;A;
Dad: Yeah, I have to go get it fixed…
Me: Why don’t you just gut it? I thought you said-
Dad: 
undeadliz replied to your post: Fucking blue screens I think my computer is…
My computer’s death will be worse than any death in the history of deaths.your computer’s death will be worse than a smoker’s death.
