I love Matt okay
- I'll brb I'm gonna get dinner
- YOU DO THAT
- YOU
- YOU DINNER-GETTER
- god fuck you you think you can just GET dinner
- you can just
- go
- you can just brb
- well you can't
- but, but
- ;-;
- why don't you ever care about what i need?!
- KAT I CAN EXPLAIN
- OH YOUR NEEDS?
- I'M THE ONE WORKING 7 HOURS A DAY
- WHILE YOU'RE MAKING CHEDDA
- CHEDDA IS MY PASSION
- WHEN WE GOT MARRIED YOU WERE SUPPORTIVE OF MY CHEDDA
- NOW SUDDENLY
- YOU JUST
- YOU
- YOU WANT ME TO BE THIS
- THIS
- TROPHY WIFE
- WHO JUST COOKS AND CLEANS WHILE YOU GO ~GET~ THINGS
- I THOUGHT IT WOULD ACTUALLY BECOME SOMETHING
- 20 YEARS LATER AND WE'RE IN A MOUNTAIN OF DEBT
- BECAUSE OF YOUR CHEESY DREAMS
- YOU'RE FUCKING THAT GIRL FROM WORK AREN'T YOU
- YOU'RE FUCKING HER BECAUSE SHE MAKES YOU FEEL ~WANTED~
- WELL MAYBE I WANT TO FEEL WANTED
- MAYBE I AM, WHAT'S IT TO YOU? YOU JUST WATCH DEGRASSI ALL DAY AND IGNORE THE KIDS WHILE "WORKING"
- IT'S TIME TO GROW UP AND GET A JOB
- I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE SUPPORTING THIS FAMILY
- kids? what kids?
- oh
- the kids you had with your first wife!
Listen
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
What is your favorite color?
What color are your eyes?
Do you have freckles?
When is your birthday?
What was the last thing you drank?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
