mass effect 1: what the fuck are reapers

mass effect 2: what the fuck are collectors

mass effect 3: oh

trying to make friends in mass effect 2

“Not now—”

“Maybe another time—”

“There’s a lot to do, Shepard—”

“Can it wait a bit—”

“Fuck off!”

“I’m in the middle of some calibrations—”

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How to break a mass effect fan in one step.

  1. image

  2. You’re done.

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so i didnt know that squadmates duck if you aim at them out of combat

idk but i figured there would be some sassy new vegas type dialogue here like boone’s  “How about I aim my gun at you for a while and see how you like it.”

but no

they do this

and its fucking hilarious oh my god

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