Things I’ve learnt from Downton Abbey:
1. A new pick up line with a history of success:
Girl: Don’t you need your (walking) stick?
Boy: You are my stick
Like, I ship them a lot more than I do Matthew/Mary.
Maybe I’ll come around to Mary soon enough but I just don’t see her with Matthew.
Plus, Lavinia is such a sweetheart and just loves Matthew so much.