- Person: What is your favorite thing about 30 Seconds to Mars?
- Me: EVERYTHING. WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S OF COURSE THE ECHELON, THEY'RE MY FAMILY YOU KNOW? LIKE, WE'RE THIS BIG DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, AND THERE'S THOUSANDS OF US AROUND THE WORLD AND WE HAVE THE SAYING "YES THIS IS A CULT" WHICH IS MEANT TO BE IRONIC, LOL AND WE'RE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. AND THEN THERE'S JARED, HE'S A VAMPIRE AND THE LEAD SINGER AND WHEN HE SINGS THE VEINS UNDER HIS EYES POP OUT AND OMG HE'S A MASTER TROLLER, HE TROLLS US ALL THE TIME AND HE'S 40 BUT HE LOOKS 30 AND ACTS LIKE A LITTLE KID AND HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND INSPIRATIONAL AND MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND HE ALWAYS TELLS US TO LIVE OUR DREAMS BECAUSE HIS DREAMS CAME TRUE AND OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. AND HE'S HAD LIKE 239 DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES INCLUDING A POMHAWK, A MULLET, A BLONDE MULLET, A BLONDE MOHAWK, LIKE SOO MANY. HE'S A VAMPIRE. THEN THERE'S HIS BROTHER SHANNON WHO IS A SHANIMAL BUT HE CANT SPELL AND HE SWEATS MUDDAFUGGAAAZ SWEATS SWEATS AND IS SUCH AN ANIMAL ON THE DRUMS AND HE ALWAYS MAKES FUNNY FACES OR THINGS DURING INTERVIEWS AND HE IS JUST SO AMAZING AND CUTE AND CARES SO MUCH FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER JARED AND SHANNON'S 41, BUT HE'S A VAMPIRE TOO LOLOLOL. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S SO HOT AND HE HAS THE HOTTEST BACK IN THE WORLD. THEN THERE'S TOMO WHO IS JUST THE COOLEST MOFO EVER AND HE REALLY IS LIVING HIS DREAMS BY BEING IN THE BAND AND HIS SMILE AND LAUGH ARE SO INFECTIOUS AND HE IS MY IDOL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE'S JESUS DID YOU KNOW THAT? LOL HE REALLY IS. AND THEN THEY HAVE THE GLYPHS AND THE TRIAD AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE THEM THEY'RE A LIFESTYLE AND THEY'RE SO PERFECT I JUST WANT THEM ALL SO BAD THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF LOLOL.
- Person: .......
- Me: SHOULD I GO ON? THEY HAVE ALL THESE MEANINGS BEHIND THEIR SYMBOLS AND THEIR MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THEY ALMOST GOT SUED FOR 30 MILLION DOLLARS AND....
