I Just - I Can't - Why Would You Do That!?
Dear Long-time Friend Who is Now Married,
Stop putting me on the phone with your wife without asking me first!
We are not magically going to form a friendship just because you keep forcing us to talk to each other on the phone.
I like her fine, but I have nothing to say to her. Just put the phone on speaker and let me shout hello to her like a normal person!
Fuck!
YOUR Friend, but Not Your Wife’s Friend,
PalmTreePalmTree
True Confession Tuesday
I HATE married couples who share a Twitter handle, a Facebook identity, or a personal blog.* I mean seriously? I get that you’re married/bonded for life/soul mates/whatever. Honestly though- do you now exist as one being? Are you only one person once you tie the knot? Ugh. So. Very. Annoying.
*I’m not counting blogs about some common interest you share. That makes sense. I mean a personal blog where you only write about each other in turn. ARG!
