Things that I find gross and sexist about marriage 

• When the dude asks team brides father for her hand in marriage
• When the father gives the bride away
• When the bride is supposed to take the husband’s last name

Also a bonus points for things I find gross and sexist about proposals

• When a guy tries to pressure his partner into saying yes by proposing very publicly and then she is vilified and he receives sympathy if she says no

When I go home for the weekend and run into 3 people at the grocery store who tell me they heard my boyfriend and I broke up

and I’m like…