- Stephen: No, I don’t camp. I haven’t camped since I was sixteen. One night.
- Mark: You’re joking!
- Stephen: Chagford, Devon. It was supposed to be four nights. First night camping, I hated it so much I spent all my money in the Ring O’ Bells pub.
- Mark: You are kidding me! You’ve surely camped since sixteen!
- Stephen: No. Only in the homosexual sense.

