Becca is a scary Canadian moose
- Patches: I'm starting to get obsessed with pictures of people having their eyes removed
- Patches: I don't even know
- Eddie.: Becca's to blame.
- Eddie.: Didn't she draw Flower stabbing someone's eye out?
- Eddie.: ....No, it was a salt shaker.
- Eddie.: Salt in the eye wound.
- Eddie.: The eye was already gone.
- Eddie.: I think it was a raichu that flower was torturing.
- Eddie.: Becca is pretty messed up, holy shit. Remind me to never get on her bad side.
- Patches: Patches nods and continues to reblog guro
- Eddie.: She'd probably find a way to crawl through my computer screen and drown me in the bathtub with shitloads of maple syrup.
maplenutburgers said: BECOME THE YETI PONY
BUT I GET ALL PRICKLY LIKE A CACTUS AND YUCK
dreamscapesandfantasies said: Ugh I hate showering so much BUT IT’S REQUIRED ugh i feel u bro
we need that machine from the Jetsons where you just stand there and it gets you ready in like thirty seconds
life would be amazing with that machine
