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Haha, wow, I didn’t know everyone at camp would think I’m so cool. Rowdy-dow!

What are the parentheses for? Are we whispering, or….? These clothes are just based off me. I’m not copying anyone, from what I see.

You seem to be handling it well! Thanks for the calm compliment. It’s making me feel swell. Uh…Did you hear something?

I feel like the room’s atmosphere made a sudden switch…

SOUTH STITCH!

Hell yeah! Don’t you know that thneeds are fine thing that all people need? I promote them along with my music. Limited Editions of my albums include a free thneed. If you pre-order tickets for my concerts, you get a free thneed. Sometimes at concerts I get my assistants to throw thneeds at the audience, so if you’re in the first row you might get one! And of course, thneeds (along with some other merchandise) are on sale at every concert.

Get a thneed and maybe someday you can look this kickass.

BUT I LIKE CAKE!

#ringler

madamcake isn’t really made of cake which is slightly disappointing but she’s really cute and awesome and her art is really adorable.

You should ask Swag to the dance

You should ask my arrow to your neck!

Some blue…

Some blue what?
Do you just mean the color? I’m not an art store.
If you want blue Thneeds, there should be a store near you. Or, y’know, you can order online.