Hey I’m about 3 followers from 600 so I’m gonna give you reasons why you should follow me
- I’m undeniably handsome as evidenced by this picture

- and this post
- In fact, I’ve met a famous person once who called me handsome
- “Stephen, you’re handsome.” - a famous person (let’s pretend it was Robert Downey Jr.)
- I also like homestuck but I’m not a total doucheweasel about it (I usually tag/readmore my posts and update blogging, if I EVER blog about an update which is unlikely)
- Tumblr mega users badcgijoshishollywood and vondell swain and what-is-this-i-dont-even have been known to reblog and like my posts so I’m kind of a big shot
- I’m also lucky - I once won a contest from Andrew Hussie’s girlfriend and got the game Psychonauts
- have you ever played that game cause it’s pretty rad
- like me
- if you follow me, maybe some of my radicalness and luckiness will rub off on you
- I mean why not, right?
- I’m funny too sometimes and have made posts that get like a thousand notes
- I post a lot of art and neat things and music which I all have tags for and are all 100% perfect
- just like me
- I’m perfect
A review: I’m handsome, not a doucheweasel, rad, a big deal, and 100% perfect.