Wenn ich nach Hause komme und kurz am Spiegel vorbeigehe, denke ich "wtf, du bist doch nicht ernsthaft den ganzen Tag so rumgelaufen?"

Freunde sind wie Kartoffeln. Wenn man sie isst, sind sie tot.

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tigerandtheduke submitted:

This was enjoyable, hopefully you’ll see the humor in it as well. Huge fan of your tumblr page by the way.” Vielen Dank! :D

“Currently, in the store, 80% of the food has been laced with sugar. This limits consumer choice. In fact, you can't go into a poor neighborhood in America and get something that's not processed... They don't have availability. Now whose fault is that? Is that the fault of the poor person? If you have no choice, how can [weight/health] be personal responsibility?”

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