Dude, like who the fuck are your parents ?

Zayn Malik and Liam Payne ?

Seriously !?

I've decided that I will help Harry and Louis have a baby and volunteer myself to be a surrogate and carry their beautiful child. In order for this to work 100% I'd definitely need to have sex with both of them several times... Just to be sure

When Darcy graduates...

this is louis tomlinson’s sassy love child….

you’re welcome….