In Character: Lotte Schwartz

Cameron Diaz’s hair and makeup may have gotten the most attention, but her Being John Malkovich wardrobe—which would not look so out-of-place in Greenpoint—was pretty memorable (and crazy-cat-lady insane), too.

A simple James Perse turtleneck that would look only kind of silly on Mr. Malkovich (or a person embodying him).

A floor-length, faux-modest denim skirt by What Goes Around Comes Around.

A loud knit vest from Twenty8Twelve that hides most signs of pet hair.