Sam Winchester is the biggest liar on the planet
“I’m fine, Dean”
“I see light at the end of this tunnel, Dean”
“Other people have had it worse”
“I’ve made mistakes Dean”
any enlightening thought or hopeful wisdom or reassurance Sam Winchester has ever said is a lie
He’s not fine
He doesn’t see the light at the end of the tunnel
No one’s had it worse than Sam
And he’s made too many mistakes
I don’t think you guys understand the sheer weight that comes with that but Sam Winchester is one of the biggest liars on earth
And we literally never know the truth about how he feels until he’s staring death right in the face
The final scene of tomorrow's Doctor Who season finale
Scene opens: THE FIELDS OF TRENZALORE. A storm rages. Or maybe a battle. Or maybe a battle with a storm.
The ELEVENTH DOCTOR comes into view, sonic screwdriver at the ready, looking around frantically. A CLOAKED FIGURE approaches from the mists. ELEVEN looks around for an escape, but similar figures approach from each direction.
ELEVEN: So, you’ve finally got me cornered. (YELLS) Finally going to get what you want, is that it?!
CLOAKED FIGURE: Yes, Doctor. Where no living being may lie or fail to answer, the time has come to ask the question.
ELEVEN: Oh, yes, you clever boys, you think you have it all figured it out, eh? Ask the question when I have to answer. But, really, do you think this is going to work out? Eh? Think you’ll be happy with what you find, do you really think you can live with the consequences of what you’re about to do?
CLOAKED FIGURE: No more stalling, Doctor. What is your name?
ELEVEN: Fine- let it be on your head- or heads, in some cases. (THUNDER CRASHES) My! Name! Is! STEVEN MOFFAT!
Thunder crashes again, and a voice comes from off screen.
VOICE: Not so fast, you!
Elbowing his way past the cloaked figures behind the blue glow of a sonic screwdriver, the TENTH DOCTOR approaches. He shakes his head disappointedly at the ELEVENTH DOCTOR.
TEN: Really, now, how long did you think you could keep this up? (TSKS) Making all these poor people chase you around the universe, and for what? Give me the sonic. (HOLDS OUT A HAND) And the mask.
The ELEVENTH DOCTOR reluctantly pulls off a mask, revealing he is really STEVEN MOFFAT. The differences in height and body size are questioned by NO ONE and everyone assumes it’s some fancy effect of the TARDIS.
TEN: That’s better. Now apologize.
MOFFAT: (LOOKS AROUND THE ASSEMBLED HORDE OF CLOAKED FIGURES) Sorry, everyone. It seemed like a good idea.
TEN: Where’d you lock up the real Doctor?
MOFFAT: He’s on the TARDIS. Has been for years.
TEN: Poor man. Probably going mad with boredom. (SIGHS) Or randomly reorganizing the interior of the TARDIS, but what are the odds of that? I’ll go let him out. (TURNS TO LEAVE)
MOFFAT: (QUIETLY) Oh, but you haven’t seen the last of me, Doctor. Not in the least. There will be a reckoning, and I will have my revenge! (STARTS AN EVIL LAUGH, QUICKLY CUT OFF BY:)
TEN: Stop it! (TURNS AWAY AGAIN, THEN LOOKS BACK) And write an episode fixing Donna.