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That one voice meme thingPritchard
Your name and username
What is the story behind your URL?
How old are you?
Where you’re from.
What is your favorite color?
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY,crey, polka dots, Swag, LOL, Papaya, Penthouse, Bestiality, Subtext, Smile
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Eat a banana slug or lick a cow’s butt? Be a shark or an elephant? Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
Delicious, Virgin Sacrifice-Free Cupcakes
After calming down from the whole “virgin sacrifices in the name of cupcakes” mess, our heroes continued with the rest of their baking with little else of note happening. There was an intense waiting period, but eventually, the cupcakes had finally baked and cooled down long enough be removed from the cupcake trays and have icing added. Wiggins grinned at his and Gilbert’s handiwork.
“They’re finally done!” he declared proudly. ”So, Gilbert. We’ve got about twenty-four of these cupcakes here. Are you ready to gorge ourselves with preposterous amounts of sugar?”
Let me go ahead and take some time to tell you about Melissa.
Melissa is a person that used to crazy intimidate me, because she runs Then There’s Us, and because everything she writes and everything she creates and everything she touches is perfect and lovely and beautiful. Melissa’s talent manifests as an Anthropologie catalog, where Anthropologie is not a company whose chief supports Rick Santorum, but instead a place full of pretty things that make you want to change your entire life to be a little softer and a little more hazy focus and a little more subtle.
But, good news! It turns out Melissa is not intimidating, she is whatever cute animal is next going to be adopted by the hipsters. She is not a capybara or a corgi or a sloth, though, she is something you can’t even know about yet, but she is cuddly as fuck.
Melissa sometimes will also leave half-fic, half-thoughts in your inbox, and they will follow you around all day, and you will be like, wait, what if Billie Piper and David Tennant and Matthew Goode made a movie? WHAT IF. And sometimes instead those thoughts will be about the Doctor and Rose.
If I had to pick one thing I disliked about Melissa, I would be like, why are you making me do this? Are you trying to start drama? Tumblr Savior: Wank? And you would be like no, I am just trying to give you a platform to express your dismay that Melissa does not ship Ten/TenToo/Rose, and I would be like, I appreciate that platform, because I wish Melissa shipped that as well, because it is the one outlying area in our entire friendship, and sometimes I could use inbox thoughts about it, okay? I just could. I have needs, you know. I’m not a robot. And even robots need a power source, if I were.
If I had to pick one thing I loved about Melissa, it would be everything about Melissa, and everything is a singular noun and it counts.