Plotwist: Sakura becomes Hokage then makes Hinata her waifu.
- Naruto/Sasuke: Nani?! When did this happen?!
- Hinata: A-After I tried to defend you from Pein . . when Sakura healed me.
- Sakura: Yeah we just sorta . .
- Hinata/Sakura: Clicked.
- Sasuke: I thought you loved me?
- Sakura: Always will but . . titties.
- Naruto: This is just so . . random! Wait Hinata didn't you . .?
- Hinata: -blush- Ah yes . . but Sakura has really good hands and you never responded to me a-and . .
- Sakura: Forget it Naruto. She's mine. Oh and by the way . . I've been appointed as Hokage.
- Sasuke/Naruto: ?!
- Hinata: Well . . we have to go now. Sakura has to be fitted for her Hokage attire and model for the carving then we have a date later. We're gonna get some bbq.
- Sakura: Later!
- Hinata: Bye Naruto-kun . . and Sasuke.
- Naruto/Sasuke: The fuck just happen.
- Naruto: . . . hey Sasuke. You wanna . .?
- Sasuke: NO.
- Naruto: TEME, It was just a thought. Besides . . it's either me or Karin.
- Sasuke: . . .
- Sasuke: . . .
- Sasuke: Pick me up at 7pm.
- Naruto: Yay! We'll get some Ramen. Dattebayo!
- Sasuke: -sigh- Dobe.
- Naruto: You know you love me.
- Sasuke: Shutup!
- THE END.
whenever there’s a “replace song titles with” trend on twitter, i have so much fun with Tegan and Sara songs. Right now the trend is “replace song titles with boobs”
- Boobs In Your Head or Back In Your Boob
- Clever Boobs or Boob Meals
- Boobs Come Soon
- Feel It in My Boobs
- I Take All The Boobs
- I Was Boobs
- Living Boobs
- Boob Watch
- Our Boobs
- Relief Next To Boobs
- Goodbye Boobs
- Shock To Your Boobs
- How Come You Don’t Want Boobs
