remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
Introducing My Latest Thing
Welcome to Big Dogs and Little Dogs Who Are Friends!
My favorite thing in the world is seeing big dogs and little dogs who are friends.
Before I continue I’d like to point out that I’m a grown up. I have a job, a wife and a dog. I also write about a lot of things on the internet. I just like to see big dogs and little dogs putting their differences aside and being friends. It’s a small thing that never fails to make me happy.
I suspect that I’m not alone in thinking that big dogs and little dogs who are friends is awesome but to find out for sure I’ve set up The Big Dogs And Little Dogs Who Are Friends Hotline.
Here’s how it works:
1. You program this number into your phone: (516) 234-5419.
2. When you see a big dog and a little dog who are friends, and you will, call that number leave me a message telling me about it.
3. I will share your message here (unless you ask me not to).
4. We all live happily ever after.
You can also submit pictures of big dogs and little dogs who are friends or email me at bigdogsandlittledogs@gmail.com.
I’m pretty sure that this is going to be the best thing ever so put this number, (516) 234-5419, into your phone and start looking for big dogs and little dogs.
One more time: (516) 234-5419.
