TA FUCKING DA LADIES PREPARE TO NEED TO CHANGE YOUR PANTIES

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AND I CUT MY HAIR.

Hot and Cold

A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
‘By golly gosh, you must be cold!’

‘No, no!’ she cried. ‘Indeed I’m not!
I’m feeling devilishly hot!’

- Roald Dahl

I have blemishes on my face

how will I look sexy with blemished 

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