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I don’t think now that anyone can use the term ’ Bite me’ around Mads Mikkelsen without it getting either highly awkward or entertaining. 

so a bear goes through the drive thru and stops to order 

he says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, some fries, and…………………..a coke.”

the man working the window says, “why the big pause?”

so the bear says, “‘CAUSE I’M A BEAR!”

Osama bin Laden was killed in Abbottabad, Pakistan...talk Abbottabad place to hide.

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