Satanic blackened death djent butt dub pre-beaver post-schmegcore.

Interviewer: Craziest party you’ve ever been too?

John: The Warren Cucurullo days

Simon: Well, I was going to say that Nick’s wedding wasn’t bad.

John: Yeah, Pink Flamingo 80’s style.

Interviewer: Pink Flamingo at the Savoy?

John: He wore more makeup than the bride!

Nick: Yeah, lots of pink. We can never get away from pink. Even our album cover is half pink!

Interviewer: So, do any of you still wear makeup? *Points to Nick* I see you have a little bit on.

John: IT’S A TATTOO! 

And it really makes me wonder if I ever gave a fuck about you

Today at work

  • Me: I thought he wouldn't notice fucking flamboyant faggot
  • James: Omg that's a good one! That was actually funny "flamboyant faggot"
  • Me: I have some pretty clever ones, you know my favorite band is One Direction

I’ve been babysitting these kids for 4+ years and I’m typing in the garage code this morning and Cooper, in the most shocked voice ever, goes “How do you know our garage code!?” hahah

Play

sitting in my bed, staying up late, listening to the script, 

i’m lonely. ok

my older sister's boyfriend bought her an iPhone 5 today

“Bones, you don't have to apologize for things that you think.”

—Seeley Booth
6x17 The Feet On the Beach 

holyfuckingdicks.

Tonight just got great.

My brother and neighbor got good an drunk, trying hit it with some bitches, and they decided to robo trip as well,

got too fucked up.

So toby couldn’t drive home, and lonnie came over, and we had to wake up my mom, and go fetch them from the island.

So fucking funny. Holy shit.

Oh good fucking lord, I love these niggahs.

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