I'll Make A Girl Outta You

Sam 'Apitong' Zabala

Day 7: Musical - Irolan

This is one of my favorite crossover song captions I made, so I gave it a shot. And although I wasn’t able to nail any of the impressions I wanted to do for this song, it didn’t stop me. Instead, I made up voices based on how I think Jinora and Ikki might sing like, had my regular voice for Korra.. and fooled around with Mako and Iroh coz I can’t man guy voice.. heck, okay here you go XD

I’ll Make A Girl Outta You
Based on Mulan’s I’ll Make A Man Out Of You
Lyrics: [x]

Asami: “Let’s get down to business to beat ‘Equa-buns’
Honored brilliant daughters, we don’t ask for sons
You’re the saddest chicks I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Honey, I’ll make a girl out of you

Armor, green as forests
Wearing paint on skin
True Kyoshi warriors
Are real tough within
Wash your hands after using restrooms
Or I will dishonor you
And your cow for the girl not in you”

[this is a compilation of my failed impressions]
Jinora: “Wish I was reading books instead”
Korra: “Should’ve worked on my airbending”
Ikki: “I will run away, change my name to Pablo”
Mako: “This girl’s got ‘em scared to death”
Iroh: “Hope she doesn’t see right through me”
Jinora: “If this ends bad, jump into a volcano”

Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “You must be classy like your eyeliner”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With all the mad skills a dude can’t do”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With your foes’ blood and some facial powder
Mysterious as the mustache of Haru

Don’t drink from the cactus
Till Amon arrives
Use Kyoshi’s lip gloss
And you might survive”
<to Iroh> ”Girl, you do not have what it takes to
Run the world, dishonor you..
How could I make a girl out of you?”

Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “You must be classy like your eyeliner”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With all the mad skills a dude can’t do”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With your foes’ blood and some facial powder
Mysterious as the mustache of Haru”

 I just realized how badly cray cray I might have been when I wrote the lyrics.